As you can see, Santa and I are tight. He once warned me to slow down because I was carrying precious cargo. Well, he gave me a few goofy tips (he was laughing so hard he almost spit out his candy cane) fo parents to insure inclusion on the Nice list. Here it goes…
Tag: Santa
I Believe
I have already shared my experience with Santa. Well, today he is at it again, but this time he is getting a little help from the good people at Macy’s. I believe that Macy’s National Believe Day is one of the coolest things that I have heard about. Before I get into that, let me…
A Non Hollywood Christmas
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 2298. Father Christmas Chronicles. There is a common misconception regarding Christmas and children and the “order” of the day. There are a plethora of movies that show the mother and father slumbering peacefully, only to be awoken by two (or more) of the most delightful young cherubs as they gently rouse…
Santa and My Cousin Ralph
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2287. The Captain doesn’t weigh in much on controversial topics because it just isn’t his bag. However, he is going to meander into one. Briefly. Comically. In defense of Santa Claus. The Captain believes in Santa. Not to say that you have to, truthfully, someone has got to receive…
Santa HATES Halloween
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 2237. Daddy Chronicles. Recently, I was completing a shopping trip at our local grocery store. Part of my mission was to, perhaps, locate, select, and purchase Halloween paraphernalia with which to adorn our home. You see The Eldest loves dressing up the house. It doesn’t really matter what the season is…