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10 Reasons Why This Year Will Stink

January 1, 2015 by captaincreed

Happy New Year, Poop Deck Community! Not gonna make a long post here, but every year people make resolutions, right? I have declared my loathing for resolutions, so this year I think I am making anti-resolutions. Here are a few: 1. I’m going to gain weight. At least 50 pounds. 2. I’m going to watch … Read more

I Hate Resolutions

December 31, 2011 by captaincreed

I hate New Years Resolutions. Why? It’s simple – they usually contradict each other. For example, there is the cliche of losing weight. And the simple one of “being happier”. Guess what? The source of my happiness will undo the whole losing weight thing. Yes, my family makes me happy – don’t judge me or … Read more