Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1899. Writing this post at the gas station whilst filling up Mrs. Captain’s tank. It is cold. Anyways…here is the elf today. Today we find the elf in a precarious placement
That’s right, the elf is hugging the toy cat. Jingle Bells would like to take this moment to remind you to spay and neutor your animals.
Also, if you are in the market for a new pet this Christmas season, The Captain would like to remind you of a few things:
1. Adopting pets is an awesome idea. For dogs there are many agencies that deal with specific breeds. Worth the look.
2. Never adopt an animal that you aren’t certain that you can take care of.
3.Be sure not to name your pet anything close to your kids’ names (if you have kids). Confusion will ensue.
4. Don’t buy gremlins. If you do, don’t feed them after midnight.
5. Alpacas don’t fit well in any living room.
Have a great day. This pet PSA was brought to you by Jingle Bells the Elf and The Captain.
For now…Captain out.
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