Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1639. The Diaper Dweller is approaching full strength. This makes the crew happy and scares us at the same time. Around dinnertime last night, the Diaper Dweller resumed his regular tactics. He tortured the Eldest by taking her things. Fortunately, she found it adorable and cute. It might have … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1638. The diaper dweller is homebound for a second straight day. The Captain is in charge of the infirmary today. Yesterday was a comedy of errors. The Diaper Dweller stayed awake most of the night culminating with a fever at 3 a.m. The Captain tried to go to … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1634. Short entry. Once again The Eldest battled. She refused to sleep in her own bed. The rebellion was subsided with a book and book light, yet I fear that it is not over yet. The Diaper Dweller staged his own Occupy movement. I attempted to rock him. He … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1635. The Captain has been the father of a daughter for over 4 years now. This has meant the participation in some pretty ridiculous things. And by ridiculous the Captain means fun though sometimes slightly uncomfortable. The Captain has played dress up, had tea parties, had dance parties while … Read more